Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Shomer Shabbos

What does shabbos mean to me? It means that I don't roll on Shabbos (wear headphones if you are at work)

Update: And also for your listening pleasure, I have a new song, Steady As She Goes by the Raconteurs.


Blogger Mis-nagid said...

I love the part where they're coming out of the bowling alley and before they see the Nihilists you hear Walter lecturing on the Rambam.

Shoot, now I have to go watch the movie again. ;-)

2:29 PM  
Blogger B. Spinoza said...

didn't he say the Rambam was from the 14th Century?

5:22 PM  
Blogger Mis-nagid said...

Who cares? :-)

12:23 PM  
Blogger The Jewish Freak said...

I loved that movie. John Goodman had me rolling on the floor laughing (but not on shabbos).

11:30 PM  
Blogger B. Spinoza said...


you don't roll on shabbos?

8:40 PM  
Blogger e-kvetcher said...

For those that don't have time to watch it:

DONNY: They posted the schedule...
WALTER: When do we play?
Donny: Saturday.
Walter: I told that fuck at the office, who's in charge of scheduling?
Donny: Berkalter...
Walter: I told that Kraut a thousand times I don't roll on Shabbos!
Dude: Walter what are we going to do about the girl, MAN!
Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday's Walter?
Walter: Saturday, Donny, is the Jewish day of rest. I don't cook, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn the oven on, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL! Shomer Shabbos!
Donny: Ghheess...
Dude: Walter...
WALTER: Shomer fucking Shabbos!
Dude: Aw, fuck it!

11:58 PM  
Blogger El Duderino said...

Walter said " in the 14th Century the Rambam was like..." then they see the nihilists.
The Dude abides.

11:32 AM  

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